PACT, a greenie company out of Bezerkley, California, hawks organic underwear for men and women boasting the proceeds will help save Mother Earth. But only 10% of the proceeds are actually donated to certain "save the world" charities, which makes endorsing the silly concept of "organic underwear" a waste of time. No, you can't eat them. The "organic" reference simply means the underwear is made out of organic-grown cotton (ummm, like who really cares whether cotton is grown organic or not? IT'S A PLANT! Is there such a thing as cotton that is not organic?). Buy your organic underwear at PACT.
We've also got some swamp land to sell you while you're at it.
For the most part the woman's outrageous claims against the law firm sound bogus, but the case is notable in the weird sect of the Internet due to the alleged cucumber elevator encounter, LOL:
"In late September 2006, Eicher touched Allgood in a sexual manner. The incident occurred while she was riding the elevator in Defendant’s offices. Eicher entered the elevator and saw Allgood standing in it alone. He stepped on to the elevator. When the doors closed, Eicher pretended to be sad and depressed. He asked Allgood for a hug. When she complied, he pressed his genital area against Allgood’s left thigh. Allgood felt something hard pressing against her thigh and attempted to pull away from him. Eicher held Allgood tighter to prevent her from pulling away, and pressed his genital area against her thigh even harder. Allgood was horrified. She pushed him away and stepped back. In response, Eicher laughed and pulled a cucumber out of his pants pocket."
Ha-ha. DON'T BUY IT. Sure a partner in a law firm goes around with a cucumber in his pants pocket. Gut instinct tells me the woman is trying to get a cash call suing the law firm 3 years after the alleged incidents because she can't get a job in the current economic situation.