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    <title>Unknown Highway</title>
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    <description>A strange journey into the offbeat, fringe reaches of the Internet</description>
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    <dc:creator>renosteve49@charter.net</dc:creator>
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    <dc:date>2009-11-20T17:42:47+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Nut In Chicken Suit Crashes City Council Meeting (VIDEO)</title>
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      <description>A weirdo prances around a boring City Council meeting in his chicken suit in Colorado, as members discussed rules for keeping backyard chickens.  Great chicken suit I must say &#45;&#45; the chicken head is priceless.



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      <dc:subject>Weird News</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A weirdo prances around a boring City Council meeting <a href="http://www.clipsyndicate.com/video/playlist/282/1186507" onclick="window.open(this.href); return false;" >in his chicken suit</a> in Colorado, as members discussed rules for keeping backyard chickens.  Great chicken suit I must say -- the chicken head is priceless.<br />
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      <title>Oprah Show Goes Off the Air 2011</title>
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      <description>After being on TV way too long and becoming a billionnaire from it, Oprah Winfrey is canceling her own show.  The show will end on September 9, 2011.  Hooray!  Winfrey will announce the end on tomorrow&#39;s show:&quot;Oprah will be ending her talk show,&quot; Harpo spokesman Don Halcombe said Thursday. &quot;She will be speaking about it on tomorrow&#39;s live show.&quot;GOOD NEWS OF THE DAY

TOO LONG OF A WAIT!</description>
      <dc:subject>Interesting Articles</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[After being on TV <b>way too long</b> and becoming a billionnaire from it, Oprah Winfrey is <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/19/oprah.ends.show/index.html?eref=rss_us&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+rss%2Fcnn_us+%28RSS%3A+U.S.%29" onclick="window.open(this.href); return false;" >canceling her own show</a>.  The show will end on <b>September 9, 2011.</b>  Hooray!  Winfrey will announce the end on tomorrow's show:<blockquote><font size=4>"Oprah will be ending her talk show," Harpo spokesman Don Halcombe said Thursday. "She will be speaking about it on tomorrow's live show."</font></blockquote><center><font size=5><b>GOOD NEWS OF THE DAY</b></font><br />
<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/19/oprah.ends.show/index.html?eref=rss_us&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+rss%2Fcnn_us+%28RSS%3A+U.S.%29" onclick="window.open(this.href); return false;" ><img src="http://www.unknownhighway.com/images/uploads/oprah_canceled.gif" style="border: 0;" width="241" height="250" /></a><br />
<font size=5><b>TOO LONG OF A WAIT!</b></font></center>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-20T02:43:20+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>More Twisted Hillbilly Honky Tonk Music</title>
      <link>http://www.unknownhighway.com/index.php/main/comments/more_twisted_hillbilly_honky_tonk_music/</link>
      <description>Truckers Shuckers: &quot;Another offering of bent &amp; twisted 45&#39;s, A mixed bag this time, heavy on the Honky&#45;Tonk, but also a few diversions along the way with some detours promised from the Hillbilly Highway.&quot;</description>
      <dc:subject>Weird Music</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://hasilatemyjerky.mypodcast.com/2009/10/SERVICE_WITH_A_SMILERANDOM_SPINOUT-243506.html" onclick="window.open(this.href); return false;" >Truckers Shuckers</a>: "Another offering of bent & twisted 45's, A mixed bag this time, heavy on the Honky-Tonk, but also a few diversions along the way with some detours promised from the Hillbilly Highway."]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-20T16:06:15+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Bitchy Martha Stewart ATTACKS Sweet Rachel Ray</title>
      <link>http://www.unknownhighway.com/index.php/main/comments/bitchy_martha_stewart_attacks_sweet_rachel_ray/</link>
      <description>In an interview with Nightline, former Federal Prison Inmate No. 55170&#45;054 &#45;&#45; Martha Stewart &#45;&#45; bashes her cooking competition: sweet, innocent, darling little Rachel Ray.Stewart said &quot;Well, to me, [Rachael Ray] professed that she could &#45;&#45; cannot bake. She &#45;&#45; just did a new cookbook which is just a re&#45;edit of a lot of her old recipes. She &#45;&#45; and that&#39;s not good enough for me.&quot;The interview airs tonight at 11:35 on ABC.</description>
      <dc:subject>Foul Food, People Who Suck, Weird News</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[In an <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/11/19/2009-11-19_martha_stewart_pans_rachael_rays_cooking_.html" onclick="window.open(this.href); return false;" >interview with Nightline</a>, former Federal Prison Inmate No. 55170-054 -- Martha Stewart -- bashes her cooking competition: sweet, innocent, darling little Rachel Ray.<blockquote>Stewart said "Well, to me, [Rachael Ray] professed that she could -- cannot bake. She -- just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes. She -- and that's not good enough for me."</blockquote>The interview airs tonight at 11:35 on ABC.]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-20T15:27:38+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Cats For Gold.com</title>
      <link>http://www.unknownhighway.com/index.php/main/comments/cats_for_gold.com/</link>
      <description>&quot;Sell your old gold and get cats delivered to your door&quot; at CatsForGold.com.</description>
      <dc:subject>Bizarre BLOGS and Websites, Freaky Pets</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.unknownhighway.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" /> "Sell your old gold and get cats delivered to your door" at <a href="http://www.catsforgold.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href); return false;" >CatsForGold.com</a>.]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-20T02:09:19+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Squirrel Blood Necklace</title>
      <link>http://www.unknownhighway.com/index.php/main/comments/squirrel_blood_necklace/</link>
      <description>Squirrel murderers feel sexy wearing the animal&#39;s blood around their neck.</description>
      <dc:subject>WTF?</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Sorry it's SOLD OUT.<br />
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<center><a href="http://www.regretsy.com/2009/11/17/squirrel/" onclick="window.open(this.href); return false;" ><img src="http://www.unknownhighway.com/images/uploads/squirrelblood.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="Sell out" width="572" height="677" /></a></center><br />
<font color="blue"><b>BONUS SQUIRREL:</b></font> eBay auction: Just one day left to bid on <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280425554456" onclick="window.open(this.href); return false;" >BleedingSquirrels.com domain name</a>.<br />
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      <dc:date>2009-11-20T01:50:45+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Christian Nightmares.com</title>
      <link>http://www.unknownhighway.com/index.php/main/comments/christian_nightmares.com/</link>
      <description>Christian Nightmares: Dirty&#45;minded Christians sing about the dangers of frontal hugging (because genitals brush against each other).</description>
      <dc:subject>People Who Suck</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/247951397/christian-rappers-perform-a-song-about-the-dangers" onclick="window.open(this.href); return false;" >Christian Nightmares</a>: Dirty-minded Christians sing about the <b>dangers of frontal hugging</b> (because genitals brush against each other).]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-19T23:45:34+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Black Kitten Attacks Cop During Traffic Stop (VIDEO)</title>
      <link>http://www.unknownhighway.com/index.php/main/comments/black_kitten_attacks_cop_during_traffic_stop_video/</link>
      <description>While writing a citation, a black kitten appears and climbs up the Officer&#39;s legs, back and head.</description>
      <dc:subject>Weird News</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[While writing a citation, a black kitten appears and <a href="http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/kitten-climbs-cop-111709" onclick="window.open(this.href); return false;" >climbs up the Officer's legs, back and head</a>.]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-19T23:40:58+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Many Are Seeing UFO Lights in Eastern Nevada (VIDEOS)</title>
      <link>http://www.unknownhighway.com/index.php/main/comments/many_are_seeing_ufo_lights_in_eastern_nevada_videos/</link>
      <description>Local Nevada TV station KOLO TV Channel 8 has gone to remote Ely, Nevada to report on stories of strange orange lights being seen in the dark night skies there.  KOLO has three interesting videos at the top of the link page, interviews with people who swear the lights are real and have video t prove it.</description>
      <dc:subject>Aliens and UFOs</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.unknownhighway.com/images/uploads/panic_button2.jpg" onclick="window.open('http://www.unknownhighway.com/images/uploads/panic_button2.jpg','popup','width=139,height=140,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.unknownhighway.com/images/uploads/panic_button2_thumb.jpg" style="border: 6;" align="left" width="74" height="75" /></a>Local Nevada TV station KOLO TV Channel 8 has gone to remote Ely, Nevada to report on stories of strange orange lights being seen in the dark night skies there.  KOLO has <a href="http://www.kolotv.com/home/headlines/70327327.html" onclick="window.open(this.href); return false;" >three interesting videos at the top of the link page</a>, interviews with people who swear the lights are real and have video t prove it.]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-19T23:05:53+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Cooking with Chris Crocker</title>
      <link>http://www.unknownhighway.com/index.php/main/comments/cooking_with_chris_crocker/</link>
      <description>Chris Crackhead, a transvestite who reached Internet stardom with his &quot;Leave Britney Alone&quot; freakshow video centuries ago, hopes a resurgence of fame in doing cooking videos.  Crocker, ALLEGEDLY age 21, claims he doesn&#39;t know how to fry an egg.  I couldn&#39;t stand watching it all the way through, but maybe you can.  GRRRR.

REVOLTING UNSANITARY COOKING NOTE: Crocker&#39;s long, stringy, bleached Britney fright hair, which is black at the roots, falls into the frying pan while he attempts to fry an egg.

You Don&#39;t Have To Be A Rocket Scientist
To Know How To Fry An Egg...</description>
      <dc:subject>Foul Food, Gay, People Who Suck</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Chris Crackhead, a transvestite who reached Internet stardom with his "Leave Britney Alone" freakshow video centuries ago, hopes a resurgence of fame in doing cooking videos.  Crocker, ALLEGEDLY age 21, claims he doesn't know how to fry an egg.  I couldn't stand watching it all the way through, but maybe you can.  <b>GRRRR.</b><br />
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<font color="blue"><b>REVOLTING UNSANITARY COOKING NOTE:</b></font> Crocker's long, stringy, bleached Britney fright hair, which is black at the roots, falls into the frying pan while he attempts to fry an egg.<br />
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<center><font size=5>You Don't Have To Be A Rocket Scientist<br />
To Know How To Fry An Egg...</font><br />
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      <dc:date>2009-11-19T20:51:21+00:00</dc:date>
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