Evidently the San Luis Valley in Colorado is a hotspot for alien activity, such as UFO sigtings, animal mutilations, chemtrails and other obscurities. A woman cattle rancher (known around those parts as that "Crazy lady down the road"), faced with bankruptcy, gets the big idea to set up an alien "tourist trap" roadside attraction called the UFO Watch Tower. The website is a masterpiece of Geocities-style kitsch and well worth a visit. See photos of the Watch Tower attractions (garden aliens), her books and check out the gift shop where weird things are on sale, such as alien dust. Make your travel plans now (and don't forget to bring a hubcap)!
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