Alien Fare

Posted by linkdigger on 03/25/05 at 03:32 AM in Aliens and UFOs
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CraigsList in space

Of all the websites that could have been immortalized for eternity, guess what? The brain-deads choose CRAIGSLIST! Deep within the nether regions of outerspace, aliens will be reading that which will define the human race: [url=http://www.craigslist.com]http://www.craigslist.com[/url] All those feral, rabid, nauseating posts from bonehead morons countrywide have all been beamed into deep space to one day entertain our alien friends, according to this CNN report.

Here are a few examples of the SWILL that will represent the human race, which I've been collecting like the little link squirrel that I am. Note: these captured pages are TAME compared to other stuff I've read posted on craigslist.

  • "Squirting Women": Mentally disturbed ape describes his girlfriend's (who is also his sister) diarrhea attack during sex after eating at Taco Hell. Ad nauseam.

  • "Ever fuck your sister-in-law?" Moron husband provides stud services to his wife's two sisters after mistakenly boning one while camping. Ick.

  • "Fucking Cousins": Little whore crawls into bed with her cousin and enjoys getting boned until she is caught spread-eagled in the throes of sexual sin by her sister.

  • "My Little Nazi Dolls" Weirdo likes to collect dolls that look and are dressed like Nazi soldiers. Keeps them in a little box and each has a name. Call the rubber room execs!

  • Junkie bitch cheats on boyfriend who enacts vengeance.

  • Whore girlfriend screws boss; boyfriend takes revenge.

  • Whore recommends jingling bracelet for the almighty penis.
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