4-Inch Living Alien Captured in Pakistan, Then Burned Alive by Children

Coroners will examine the charred remains of a
4-inch alien burned by evil children in Pakistan.
On Monday, May 25, 2009, a living 4-inch humanoid alien was found lurking around an old house in Lahore, Pakistan that was being renovated. News of the tiny alien spread like wild fire (see their local newscast below and read full story here). People came in flocks to see the alien, which appeared to be female. Out of concern, the locals buried the alien in a hole after Pakistan children killed and burned it. Locals say the thing was flipping around like a fish. Children put the alien into a bottle, but while pouring the alien out its skin got burned on hot bricks lying on the ground. Some say the alien was stoned to death by children. To be exact, no one knows for sure what inhumane treatment the alien suffered at the hands of the barbarous children. Authorities are waiting for the autopsy results on the charred alien's remains.


BONUS: Man in Pakistan Wants to Produce 200 Children

Lahore, Pakistan: 48-year-old Muhammad Afzaal (pictured below), a school teacher having four wives and father of 48 children, has decided to contact High Court. According to sources he has prepared an application to seek permission for marrying five more times. He wants to produce 200 children and wants his name to be in Guinness Book of World Records.


Muhammad Afzaal's Application to Produce
200 Evil, Alien-Murdering Children

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