An interesting article about Transient Global Amnesia (TGA), a little-known scourge that hits people over 50. The article starts off with a married couple who'd just finished having sex, when the wife suddenly developed amnesia and started thinking she was living back in the 1990s:
"TGA usually occurs after the person engages in strenuous activity -- such as having sex, vigorously exercising, suddenly immersing into icy or hot water, straining to dig a stuck car or even bumping the head."
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William Shatner appeared on Conan last night and was funny. I like seeing the old guy, one of the last of my "star icons" still living! And he keeps busy at 75 or something like that. Well, Shatner did a funny Beatnik bit on Conan reading Levi Johnston's Tweets to the tune of a beatnik beat in the background. Johnston is the douche bag who impregnated Sarah Palin's daughter but ran out on the wedding. To become famous he's going to show his dick in an upcoming Playgirl magazine.
So he's a whore boy for hire, basically. Well, he's gotta do something to support his sprog, right? And with most lazy youngsters, instead of finding a back-breaking J-O-B, they go right out to the pornsters and strip for quick cash, casting any moral principles they have (if any) to the wind for the almighty buck. Of course the whorish pornsters are quite eager to snap dirty pictures of Levi's pee-pee since a he's newsworthy item at this time. But looking ahead, I wonder what life will be like for him after his dick pictures are published? When people see him on the street or at Walmart -- their eyes are gonna go right for the crotch first off. He'll turn himself into a penis freak. Yes, his dick will become the primary focus of his so-called "celebrity" and will be forever known for it, thanks to the Internet once the pictures of his dick get here and elsewhere. Amazing the WEIRDO ATTENTION one is so willing to accept for the Almighty Penis™. Really an unwise, vulgar ascent into adulthood. Not many employers will want him after he's exposed his urinary tube to the world after this. But then, Johnston has star eyes, so a real job like the rest of us do is out of the question. He's willing to sell his dick for the big bucks, you see. Some creepy sex addict celebrity with money will fall in love with his dick and marry him for it like so many do, and that will be the end of the Levi Johnston fairytale. Perhaps he'll disappear after that? I doubt it. Once a freak, ALWAYS a freak. When he goes through his penis money from Playgirl, he'll make the dick picture rounds again and again, taking the highest bidder to the bank -- likely the gay pornsters next -- who drool to ogle at that skin and muscle hidden beneath Levi's Levis. And that is my prediction for this scum bag. A life fixated on his penis lay ahead. A bad thing, really, because you see, the attention won't be GOOD attention -- it won't directed at his intelligence. The attention will be on his penis, most of which given by creepy characters he'll have to deal with for the rest of his life. Is that worth pulling your pants down for?
So he's a whore boy for hire, basically. Well, he's gotta do something to support his sprog, right? And with most lazy youngsters, instead of finding a back-breaking J-O-B, they go right out to the pornsters and strip for quick cash, casting any moral principles they have (if any) to the wind for the almighty buck. Of course the whorish pornsters are quite eager to snap dirty pictures of Levi's pee-pee since a he's newsworthy item at this time. But looking ahead, I wonder what life will be like for him after his dick pictures are published? When people see him on the street or at Walmart -- their eyes are gonna go right for the crotch first off. He'll turn himself into a penis freak. Yes, his dick will become the primary focus of his so-called "celebrity" and will be forever known for it, thanks to the Internet once the pictures of his dick get here and elsewhere. Amazing the WEIRDO ATTENTION one is so willing to accept for the Almighty Penis™. Really an unwise, vulgar ascent into adulthood. Not many employers will want him after he's exposed his urinary tube to the world after this. But then, Johnston has star eyes, so a real job like the rest of us do is out of the question. He's willing to sell his dick for the big bucks, you see. Some creepy sex addict celebrity with money will fall in love with his dick and marry him for it like so many do, and that will be the end of the Levi Johnston fairytale. Perhaps he'll disappear after that? I doubt it. Once a freak, ALWAYS a freak. When he goes through his penis money from Playgirl, he'll make the dick picture rounds again and again, taking the highest bidder to the bank -- likely the gay pornsters next -- who drool to ogle at that skin and muscle hidden beneath Levi's Levis. And that is my prediction for this scum bag. A life fixated on his penis lay ahead. A bad thing, really, because you see, the attention won't be GOOD attention -- it won't directed at his intelligence. The attention will be on his penis, most of which given by creepy characters he'll have to deal with for the rest of his life. Is that worth pulling your pants down for?
