A weirdo prances around a boring City Council meeting in his chicken suit in Colorado, as members discussed rules for keeping backyard chickens. Great chicken suit I must say -- the chicken head is priceless.
After being on TV way too long and becoming a billionnaire from it, Oprah Winfrey is canceling her own show. The show will end on September 9, 2011. Hooray! Winfrey will announce the end on tomorrow's show:
"Oprah will be ending her talk show," Harpo spokesman Don Halcombe said Thursday. "She will be speaking about it on tomorrow's live show."
Truckers Shuckers: "Another offering of bent & twisted 45's, A mixed bag this time, heavy on the Honky-Tonk, but also a few diversions along the way with some detours promised from the Hillbilly Highway."
In an interview with Nightline, former Federal Prison Inmate No. 55170-054 -- Martha Stewart -- bashes her cooking competition: sweet, innocent, darling little Rachel Ray.
Stewart said "Well, to me, [Rachael Ray] professed that she could -- cannot bake. She -- just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes. She -- and that's not good enough for me."
Local Nevada TV station KOLO TV Channel 8 has gone to remote Ely, Nevada to report on stories of strange orange lights being seen in the dark night skies there. KOLO has three interesting videos at the top of the link page, interviews with people who swear the lights are real and have video t prove it.
Chris Crackhead, a transvestite who reached Internet stardom with his "Leave Britney Alone" freakshow video centuries ago, hopes a resurgence of fame in doing cooking videos. Crocker, ALLEGEDLY age 21, claims he doesn't know how to fry an egg. I couldn't stand watching it all the way through, but maybe you can. GRRRR.
REVOLTING UNSANITARY COOKING NOTE: Crocker's long, stringy, bleached Britney fright hair, which is black at the roots, falls into the frying pan while he attempts to fry an egg.
You Don't Have To Be A Rocket Scientist
To Know How To Fry An Egg...
Stuffed toys in the shape of microbes, bacteria, Swine Flu and other scourges will entertain children on Christmas Day. Giant Microbes' newest addition is the H1N1 Swine Flu plush toy -- sure to be on every kid's list to Santa this year.
You read it right, it's an ugly edible sofa made of chocolate. Argentinean artist Leandro Erlich created an edible chocolate couch complete with incredible pseudo leather details including buttons, pleats and stitching.
IBrokeMyPenis.com is a website about some guy's penile fracture experience.
"My name is Flint, and on 2/17/2008 I broke my penis. Penile fracture is something that doesn't happen too often. I was messing around with my girlfriend when all of a sudden I felt a 'pop', followed by intense pain."
Your bathroom will positively festive this holiday season with this charming Reindeer Toilet Set. And your anus might even get a little tickle thrill from that darling pom pom on the toilet seat cover! Oh la-la!
Add to cart, proceed to check out!
While you're at it, don't forget the wondrous TOILET SOUND BLOCKER, which will wipe out those hideous sounds you make when going potty in public places!
"Sell your old gold and get cats delivered to your door" at CatsForGold.com.
Local Nevada TV station KOLO TV Channel 8 has gone to remote Ely, Nevada to report on stories of strange orange lights being seen in the dark night skies there. KOLO has three interesting videos at the top of the link page, interviews with people who swear the lights are real and have video t prove it.
