Snowmen plea to Al Gore for help.
Shh Don't Tell Steve is a Twitter page about a roommate who secretly tweets about the antics of his bad roommate, Steve.
Keep up to date on new criminals at
Jailbirds USA Twitter page.
When they barebacked for the first time, wifey discovered she
couldn't hang with husband's sperm in her vagina.
Mike and Julie Boyde had been going out for two years when they got married and decided to have unprotected sex for the first time that evening. But almost immediately the bride was in unbearable pain - and eventually they discovered it was because of Mike's sperm.
"The pain that I was feeling was inside, like somebody sticking needles up inside of me like a real painful burning. It was really scary."
The pain, and at times blisters, would go on for weeks, she said. "On a scale of one to ten, it's pretty much ten," she said, describing the pain.
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Imagine having to say
this street name out loud when conducting business.
More here (NSFW).
Bored but clever warehousemen construct a giant robot getup out of boxes (
photoset).
Nifty collection of
peeping Tom keyhole voyeur books.
Kid
shaves Obama's name onto his head to meet the president.
Blog memorializes
angry people in news articles.
The
Sani-Handle is a hands-free way of opening germ-laden public restroom doors. Instead of touching it with your hands, you USE YOUR ARM to pull the door open!
You Get All These Germs
When You Touch a Regular
Bathroom Door Handle!
The Rhyming Chef -- Hip Hop chef cooks outside on a beach -- but where's the rhyming?
The usual apeshit ensues over a live frog allegedly found in a bag of supermarket lettuce.
Drunk
dressed as a breathalyzer nabbed.
For $452.99 you can celebrate Christmas with a fake,
black pre-lit Christmas tree from Walmart.
BLASPHEMY
If you're stupid enough to pay nearly $500 bucks for a phony ugly Christmas tree, I've got some swamp land to sell you.
Australian designer wants you to pay $117.00 to wear the
Simonslouch Trouser complimented by a pair of hideous Oxford shoes. Looks like you're wearing an adult diaper underneath!
You've GOT to be kidding.
But they're not!
Add to cart, proceed to checkout for this tasteless Christmas gift.
Did you know that ground beef that has tested positive for E. coli is allowed to be sold after it has been cooked and processed?
Read 3-Page Article on diseased beef consumption, then die.
Ancient psychic gives "safe" prediction for Jay's show.
She took a look at her vagina and said, "Holy crap -- your
vagina is falling out of your body, and it's dragging your bladder and your rectum along with it!"
Inmate believes his cat is his
dead mother reincarnated.
Epic hair fails not to be missed.
Bank Notes - a blog dedicated entirely to the notes that bank robbers pass over the counter to encourage bank staff to put the money in the bag and nobody gets hurt.
In honor of Obama's Nov. 4 election win a year ago,
Obama paranoia.
Sumo Dawg -- Obese gun nut with website.
For sex freaks with a fetish for kid show heroes:
Gumby Condom.
A bizarre sea creature that survives by
eating its hosts' tongue has been discovered.
Religious fanatic with intimacy issues goes under the freakshow spotlight. Don't miss.
Astronomers get image of the first light after the universe's creation.
Gene pool defects
kick a kitten like a football and post the video on Facebook. The kitten hits a wall and runs off. Users tracked him down and got his Facebook info. These fucking Facebook dirtbags are
outed on Encyclopedia Dramatica. More information on the scum
found here and on
Insurgen Wiki Marvin Morvan.
Chinese Pu-Erh Tea, supposedly healing tea, costs $10,000 bucks for the aged (100 years old) version.
Take a look at the inside of a crazy, mixed-up
upside-down house, where the floors are in the air, tables hang from above, and the toilets flush toward the sky.
After 10 years, the
Snaefell, a half-car, half-motorcycle is finished.
The
blob bot is a chemical robot with a stretchy silicone skin, which can change its shape and move around.
Reading With Scissors is a blog by two friends who scan and post unusual print ads they happen across. The site was featured in the
Chicago Journal.
The Los Angeles Times prints a photo of
Nimoy on Feb. 18, 1952.
A video and instructional link showing a
radio that picks up voices of the dead.
Cases of
Scotch whiskey left behind 100 years ago are found at the South Pole.
An Afghan wants to take "sexy pictures from behind" of a soldier who
films him. Ha-ha.
California stiffs all workers by taking 10% from their payroll to pay budget deficit.
Could this ship be the next
Titanic?
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